It's the Thing I Like to Call Agency

Dear You,


God did not make any curses rain upon your head.   He did not throw a fiery serpent at you.  He did not thrust this oh-so-dramatic life onto you.

You did that all on your freaking own.

Why can't you see that?

Why can't you see your own stupidity?

Listen, maybe God is, in fact, answering your prayers.   Maybe you just don't want to hear it.  Did you ever consider that he doesn't agree with your sins?  Did you ever think that he's not going to tell you to choose the lesser of two evils?

So stop complaining.

Stop cramming your sacrilegious junk down my throat.

Because guess what?  I agree with God.

This is my letter to you,


Sincerely Me.